you asshole [x]
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It takes a “special” sort of person to fall for his own joke
Now That’s What I Call Tumblr
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Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?
seeing people from school in public: look down, look down, don't look them in the eye
There is only one woman in the world. One woman, with many faces.
- Nikos KazantzakisAlways always always reblog.
TIME LORD ALERT
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Poor little guy looks like he’s saying
“You want me to leave? Okay…”
“You sure you want me to go? ‘cause I can stay…if you want…”
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This is off the Bermuda Triangle, where 16+ ships washed up on a sand bar. The mystery is still unsolved
Actually the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle has been given a scientific explanation: methane vents which have been discovered in that region.
Methane reduces the density of water, causing ships that would normally float, to instead sink.
Methane, when in gas form, messes with the electrical components of aircraft, causing them to fail and sometimes fall right out of the sky.
Methane also causes the water to turn a ghostly greenish color, and the “ghost ships” reported to be seen are simply green reflections of the ships that scatter the bottom of the triangle.
Fucking science, man.
so
the bermuda triangle
is caused
by ocean farts
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH ^
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I’ve been crying for the last 100 years.
Fucking a tumblr I did not need that shit right now
What the fuck tumblr.
Why.
i actually fucking cried omfggg
wdffffff. So good
this is so sad and so incredible. ahdfaksdjfklajdsfklj.
i love it.
im so glad i watched this
omg that was the most beautiful performance I’ve ever seen.
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My life as a cat.